Jack Johnson -
Sleep Through the Static.
DALLAN OVERALL - D - It's the same ol' Jack..same ol' suck
PARKER OVERALL - F - It's Bad..
CAMBONE OVERALL - D - Eh..
1. All At Once
D. Slow.. Guitar on the left side is a little odd.. chill song..
P.. SLOW
2. Sleep Through the Static
D. Chill surf music... It's Classic Jack Johnson
P. I like it better than the first one.. but that is like saying I like that better than sitting on cold toilet seats.
3. Hope
D. Ok.. I never have liked Jack Johnson that much... again.. this sounds like the usual Jack Johnson. Like the first album he released..
P. Ok ... I like this one.. a bit bouncier..
4. Angel
D.....ZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzZZZZzzzz
P. WAKE UP YOU TWO!!
5. Enemy
D. Wait... Was this Angel??? Or Sleep Through The Static..?? OR Upside Down..
P. Sleep Through this album??
6. If I Had Eyes
D. This one is alright..Still Same ol Jack..
P. At least it is hookey
7. Same Girl
D. BORING...
P. If he could read my mind he would hear "PICK IT UP DUDE!!"
8. What You Thought You Need
D. Start it at the beginning of the guitar.. 1 minute into it... Bang.. a 4 minute great song..
P. DITTO
9. Adrift
D. BORING
P. Boringer
10. Go On
D. Moby???ish.... It's Alright.. little done with Jack at this point.
P. It's Alright..
11. They Do. They Don't.
D. UGH.... MAKE THE BAD JACK STOP!!!
P. I'm Done.
12. While We Wait
D. I'm Done
P. It's Aweful
13. Monsoon
D. Seriously...no... Seriously
P. Is it over??
14. Loosing Keys
D. MOVE BACK TO HAWAII
P. This Album makes me wish I had Narcolepsy
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2 comments:
Suckiest review evvver!
Seriously, I don't think I have ever laughed so hard while listening to one of your reviews - and you were so right on.
Jack Johnson needs to seriously consider caffeine injections before he writes.
The worst album of ALL TIME. Up there with Jan Terri. Google her and her Baby Blues. You won't be sorry.
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